Well it almost happened. Everyone talks about how sooner or later you will get pooped or peed on. Anika came close to getting me tonight. Mary was feeding her and thought she needed her diaper changed.
So I put her on a blanket on the floor and took off her diaper. It looked pretty dry. Of course as soon as I say that, she starts to pee. I put another towel under her and wait it out. I clean her up and get another diaper. I have both of her legs in one hand and I am about to slide the new diaper under her. Just as I lift up, I hear it before I see it. As someone once said, it is like someone squeezed the mustard bottle as hard as they could. With reflexes not seen in these parts in some time I avoid the stream of poop. If there were Baby Olympics she would be a medalist. I think she cleared the blanket by a good two feet.
Elf
2 weeks ago
6 comments:
Where's the picture? :)
Baby poop is cute. Just wait until you are covered by a layer of noxious smelling chunky vomit.
Them's good times, I tell ya!
After seeing the distance the poop was expelled, officials confiscated all pictures to be used in determining if performance enhancing drugs were used.
Don't let your guard down, it could happen again!
I'll bet you never thought poop would provide for such an interesting topic!
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